Happy Thanksgiving Week!

This is my favorite week ever! I love the anticipation of the Turkey Dinner and fun with family and friends. It is a very busy week in the Mazzoni house. Menu planning, grocery shopping, house cleaning, school two days, work one day and lots of volleyball everyday. I really look forward to seeing all the family and friends. I wish all our family could be here, but sometimes that is not possible. Wherever you are, I hope you have a wonderful and safe Thanksgiving Holiday. Thank you God for my MANY BLESSINGS!

Now Where is That Turkey?

Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses.

The second pilgrim asks, 'Why do you have two blunderbusses?'

The first pilgrim explains, 'I usually miss the first time I shoot. By taking two I can shoot again.'

The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, 'Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?'

Six Legged Turkey

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding, his mission was to produce the perfect turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.

After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store. 'Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has six legs!' They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

'I don't know, 'said the farmer, 'I never could catch it!'

Happy TURKEY Day!!!